Calling my boyfriend
Expectation:
Reality:
Tracks
Looking at my texts the morning after a rough night out
When I’ve had a few drinks & see someone really attractive
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BEHAVIOR THAT I SOMEHOW THINK IS ACCEPTABLE WHEN IM DRUNK
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my only talent is getting jealous when I have no right to lol
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